The human heart stripped of fat and muscle, with just the angel veins exposed.
The human heart stripped of fat and muscle, with just the angel veins exposed.
This.Boom.
Can everyone just reblog this once?
Amen.
Will Andy Pick ME?……. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!?
Few reasons to buy extra cookies from Girl Scouts.
PROUD of the Girl Scouts! Buy ALL THE COOKIES!
I would be more than okay with my kids being girl scouts
but would not allow them to be boy scouts
so that’ll be an awkward conversation if I have to tell a child no about boy scouts but then allow a girl scout
someone needs to make a scout activity geared toward the masculine gender that is not so repugnant as the boy scouts
I like it how they put all the things they don’t like in bold.
have i ever mentioned that thin mint ice cream is some good stuff
no they don’t? i’m 17 and this never happened to me
well you must’ve lost your testicles then cos i am 18 and i have defeated numerous alligators in the past 2 years
my first battle was at 15 and 8 months
no regretsYou guys are talking shit.
Every real Australian man knows that you have to wrestle a fully grown salt-water croc.
None of this alligator crap.
What are you, American?Dude we’re not in England it’s a fucking Alligator, and I only have 1 arm but I made it. Chicks dig the guys who win.
^ are you stupid?! in Australia, we call them Crocodiles… woo, congrats to you for knowing nothing about Australia
(Source: did-yuo-kno)
I AM SO TIRED.
TELL ME ABOUT IT. I AM LITERALLY JUST EXHAUSTED, YOU KNOW?
WORN RIGHT OUT.
POOPED. THAT’S WHAT I AM. JUST PLAIN POOPED.
I MUST HAVE LOOKED AT A HUNDRED THOUSAND AVENGERS GIFS IN THE LAST HOUR.
OH MY GOD, I KNOW. I CAN’T EVEN COUNT THE NUMBER OF GOTYE REMIXES I LISTENED TO TODAY.
THE INTERNET IS HARD.
IT TAKES SOMETHING OUT OF YOU. IT REALLY DOES.

The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. JacksonBefore you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this
Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep
I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things
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