Posted 17 hours ago

The human heart stripped of fat and muscle, with just the angel veins exposed.

The human heart stripped of fat and muscle, with just the angel veins exposed.

Posted 17 hours ago
exilethepoet:

theladyofthehour:

bboy-yung-buck:

ihopericksantorum:

Boom.

Can everyone just reblog this once?

Amen.

This.

exilethepoet:

theladyofthehour:

bboy-yung-buck:

ihopericksantorum:

Boom.

Can everyone just reblog this once?

Amen.

This.
Posted 1 day ago

carpetbones:

Will Andy Pick ME?……. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!?

Posted 1 day ago
upandover-cloverclover:

youre-riding-for-a-fall:

hermanobluth:

relright:

religiousragings:

christinsanity:

Few reasons to buy extra cookies from Girl Scouts.

PROUD of the Girl Scouts!  Buy ALL THE COOKIES!

I would be more than okay with my kids being girl scouts
but would not allow them to be boy scouts 
so that’ll be an awkward conversation if I have to tell a child no about boy scouts but then allow a girl scout
someone needs to make a scout activity geared toward the masculine gender that is not so repugnant as the boy scouts 

I like it how they put all the things they don’t like in bold.



have i ever mentioned that thin mint ice cream is some good stuff

upandover-cloverclover:

youre-riding-for-a-fall:

hermanobluth:

relright:

religiousragings:

christinsanity:

Few reasons to buy extra cookies from Girl Scouts.

PROUD of the Girl Scouts!  Buy ALL THE COOKIES!

I would be more than okay with my kids being girl scouts

but would not allow them to be boy scouts 

so that’ll be an awkward conversation if I have to tell a child no about boy scouts but then allow a girl scout

someone needs to make a scout activity geared toward the masculine gender that is not so repugnant as the boy scouts 

I like it how they put all the things they don’t like in bold.

have i ever mentioned that thin mint ice cream is some good stuff

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 2 days ago

synnesai:

ヽ(´~`;) i thought maybe i should do a girl next

non gif version at bottom link

[gamzee] [sollux] [karkat]

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Posted 2 days ago

synnesai:

God damn it synne…don’t…make this a set…don’t…

too late i think…  (;¬д¬)

non gif version at link below

[Gamzee] [karkat] [Aradia]

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Posted 2 days ago
  1. English: A dog
  2. Swedish: What
  3. English: The dog
  4. English: Two dogs
  5. Swedish:
  6. Swedish:
  7. Swedish: En hund, hunden
  8. Swedish: … hundar, hundarna
  9. German:
  10. English: No, go away
  11. Swedish: No one invited you
  12. German: Der Hund
  13. English: I said go away
  14. German: Ein Hund, zwei Hunde
  15. Swedish: Stop it
  16. German: Den Hund, einen Hund, dem Hund, einem Hund, des Hundes, eines Hundes, den Hunden, der Hunden
  17. Finnish: Sup
  18. English: NO
  19. Swedish: NO
  20. German: NO
  21. Finnish:
  22. English:
  23. German:
  24. Swedish:
  25. Finnish: Koira, koiran, koiraa, koiran again, koirassa, koirasta, koiraan, koiralla, koiralta, koiralle, koirana, koiraksi, koiratta, koirineen, koirin
  26. German:
  27. Swedish:
  28. Finnish:
  29. English:
  30. Finnish: And now the plural forms
Posted 4 days ago

peoplecorrectingmyfacts:

stevie-j-livelovelaugh:

fkyeahlucas:

sexytimesforall:

greenhumanbeing:

gallifreyan-lombax:

buysexual:

no they don’t? i’m 17 and this never happened to me

well you must’ve lost your testicles then cos i am 18 and i have defeated numerous alligators in the past 2 years

my first battle was at 15 and 8 months
no regrets

You guys are talking shit.
Every real Australian man knows that you have to wrestle a fully grown salt-water croc.
None of this alligator crap.
What are you, American?

Dude we’re not in England it’s a fucking Alligator, and I only have 1 arm but I made it. Chicks dig the guys who win.

^ are you stupid?! in Australia, we call them Crocodiles… woo, congrats to you for knowing nothing about Australia

(Source: did-yuo-kno)

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 6 days ago
animalstalkinginallcaps:

I AM SO TIRED.
TELL ME ABOUT IT. I AM LITERALLY JUST EXHAUSTED, YOU KNOW?
WORN RIGHT OUT.
POOPED. THAT’S WHAT I AM. JUST PLAIN POOPED.
I MUST HAVE LOOKED AT A HUNDRED THOUSAND AVENGERS GIFS IN THE LAST HOUR.
OH MY GOD, I KNOW. I CAN’T EVEN COUNT THE NUMBER OF GOTYE REMIXES I LISTENED TO TODAY.
THE INTERNET IS HARD.
IT TAKES SOMETHING OUT OF YOU. IT REALLY DOES.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I AM SO TIRED.

TELL ME ABOUT IT. I AM LITERALLY JUST EXHAUSTED, YOU KNOW?

WORN RIGHT OUT.

POOPED. THAT’S WHAT I AM. JUST PLAIN POOPED.

I MUST HAVE LOOKED AT A HUNDRED THOUSAND AVENGERS GIFS IN THE LAST HOUR.

OH MY GOD, I KNOW. I CAN’T EVEN COUNT THE NUMBER OF GOTYE REMIXES I LISTENED TO TODAY.

THE INTERNET IS HARD.

IT TAKES SOMETHING OUT OF YOU. IT REALLY DOES.

Posted 6 days ago
Posted 6 days ago
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

ooh-mister-harkness:

nemesismess:

The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

Before you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this

Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep

I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things

(Source: theguidinglight)

Posted 1 week ago
fictionalidols:


harbinger.

“Embrace perfection.”

fictionalidols:

harbinger.

“Embrace perfection.”